r/perfectlycutscreams • u/CG_17_LIFE • 12d ago
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u/blazikenz 12d ago
I thought she was gonna grab his dick lmao
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u/Mission-Candy1178 12d ago
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!
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u/Old-Faithlessness236 12d ago
The old dick twist
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u/Killakarma 12d ago
Real Pros tuck it up past the gooch as part of the setup ;) no grabby grabby
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u/Ilovekittens345 12d ago
It's not a twist anymore, everybody already knows about it. What we need is a dick novelty.
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DOOD, THIS IS AN MMA FIGHT
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u/LayeredMayoCake 12d ago
That makes…so much more sense. Idk why I always heard, “dude that’s the name of the fight.”
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u/Hiden_Trash_Can 12d ago
"GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!" thay said.... Twist it they did...
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u/Tunavi 12d ago
I thought she was going to say "I'll give you the best head of your life if you let me out of this headlock"
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u/Aloqi 12d ago
Why would you think that? Watch less porn.
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u/DumbfuckRedditAdmins 12d ago
Great, now the bots are learning from the degenerates:
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u/Lychee247 12d ago
Finally a good life hack
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u/Ok_Star_4136 12d ago
I wonder how she handles a soccer ball, 'cause it seems she's a keeper.
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u/UserNombresBeHard 12d ago edited 12d ago
There was this one time, at karate practice, our master told us to put our opponent in a headlock and our opponent would need to try getting out of it by any means.
I was matched with this ripped dude, arms almost thrice the size of mine... He put me in a headlock under his armpit. The moment he got it locked, I don't know why but by instinct, I jammed my fingers deep into his sides. Dude instantaniously let me go because he got ticklish.
I got a laugh out of that. Then it was my turn and of course the dude did exactly what I had done and I instantly let him go because I can't handle being touched on my sides either.
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u/iBlameMeToo 12d ago
I’m laughing so hard right now imagining two dudes in a karate class tickling each other.
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u/YankeeDoodleMacaroon 12d ago
If you think that was an awesome technique, just wait ‘til you try tickling someone’s balls
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u/bloop_405 12d ago
Of all their videos that they've created, this was the first one to not disappoint me lol
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u/FreeSpeechPatriceO 12d ago
I always carry a lighter because it's the rarest of the Cpt. Planet elements.
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u/Piuuter 12d ago
I was expecting her not to get out and that to be the scream
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u/IguanaTabarnak 12d ago
Very hard to scream while in a proper headlock.
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u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn 12d ago
I've felt this first hand.
In a headlock, nobody can hear you scream.
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u/Cold-Couple8387 12d ago
u just gurgle
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u/GetOffMyDigitalLawn 12d ago
I couldn't even gurgle. I went to say something and absolutely nothing could come out.
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u/Revanthmk23200 12d ago
I mean they are friends, he is not going to push too hard in her neck.
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u/maury587 12d ago
I thought it was going to be one of those "owning a delusional person" videos
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u/kiba87637 12d ago
She's got 200 IQ lol
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u/PunchingCarrots 12d ago
The problem is that they will normally pull you back from your neck and try to throw your balance off when they aren't gentle.
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u/Tarbel 12d ago
It's a skit
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u/cabbage16 12d ago
Yes, and even though this video is staged the trick she is doing is a way to win petty bets or be used as a party trick in real life, not as a way of legitimate self defense.
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u/jld2k6 12d ago
I was entertaining the idea that it might be real but was looking for the lighter grab then the camera cut and she magically had it down by her side :| Still funny though
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u/Za-Box 12d ago edited 12d ago
Regardless it shouldn’t be considered a good self defense method, I am no professional on this subject but from what I learned in taekwondo/self defense is that it is incredibly hard to get out of a head lock, if it’s a serious rough one then no matter how much pain you inflict the one doing the headlock won’t let go, on the contrary it may cause him to be a lot more reckless and tighten the lock to choke you out, thats why it’s considered one of the most effective techniques, having been in one and performed one it’s incredibly easy to hold on to and incredibly hard to break out of. On how to realistically deal with it then it’s a matter of buying time by burrowing your chin into the headlock so that the aggressor doesn’t choke you out as quickly, after that there was a way to break out of it if you managed to get on the ground but I forgot the steps were. Like all good self defense lessons, don’t get into such situations in the first place, run.
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u/CHOOSE_A_USERNAME984 12d ago
If you use a storm rated lighter and set the attacker (or their clothes) on fire, would that maybe get a different result?
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u/Za-Box 12d ago
If I was the aggressor I’d first want to choke you out, the panic might turn my assault charge into a murder charge tho
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u/Main-Appearance2469 12d ago
Well if they are in the position to headlock you then ur defo gonna catch in fire too
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u/Tarbel 12d ago
I just think it's kinda dumb to assume a humorous party trick is an attempt to demonstrate legitimate self-defense.
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u/youarenotverysmart1 12d ago
oh my fucking god of course guys like this are posting comments on reddit thinking they're 80000 iq
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u/JasErnest218 12d ago
I’ve blocked this guy everywhere in my life and now he’s showing up on Reddit
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u/daybreak-gardening 12d ago
Yeah, Justin Flom and his shitty rage bait crew should be banned from posting online. They're fucking annoying.
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u/imSp00kd 12d ago
I fucking hate this guy
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u/schrodingershousecat 12d ago
Who is he and why do people hate him?
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u/imSp00kd 12d ago
Justin flom. He would post videos that would be entertaining to watch, but he stretches them out for like an obnoxious amount of time. I think it had to do with like ads and stretching the time out. Looking back now, it’s pretty funny. But they are beyond irritating to watch.
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u/surfingbiscuits 11d ago
Johnny Cage. He's not taking his duty as a champion of Earthrealm seriously enough.
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u/BanjoSpaceMan 12d ago
So many people here commenting like it's a real video.
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u/pissedinthegarret 12d ago
these blessed people have just been lucky enough to not see his other content obviously
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u/Anonybibbs 12d ago
From what I can quickly gather, he just seems to be some sort of magician or something. What'd he do to deserve the hate?
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u/concreteraindust 12d ago
I've blocked the red shirt youtuber for wasting my time with his edutainment. So anoying whenever i see him
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u/JayCee1002 12d ago
This is what I came here to find. I instantly block this d bag and his crew. I can almost always tell it's one of their videos just from the way they film and the way they talk.
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u/daddydilz 12d ago
Really thought she was gonna moan to make him uncomfortable, the lighter is so much better 🤣
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u/WinterUploadedMind 12d ago
"harder"
Moxxie, Helluva Boss
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u/TheChadStevens 12d ago
That's great. Until in a panic they accidentally snap your neck
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u/Astronaut_Chicken 12d ago
Either way I'm outtie 5000 ✌️
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u/Onetrillionpounds 12d ago
Excuse me Astronaut_Chicken but why 5000 ?
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u/CoyRogers 12d ago
Audi 5000 was a popular car from 1978 to 1988, at first the saying was ' I am out ' then it became Im Outtie, since Outtie sounded like Audi and the popular model then was the Audi 5000, so people would start to say in slang / rap songs 'I am Audi 5000' to mean they were leaving, done, going... at the end of songs. That all morphed over the year till now a days you can just say 'Im 5k' and that means 'Im leaving'
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u/BuryEdmundIsMyAlias 12d ago
I imagine this is a joke but it's surprisingly difficult to snap a human neck. Just look at the "ring dinger" that
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u/generals_test 12d ago
Nah, tv has taught me that all it takes is a little twist and the neck just snaps. Do you expect me to just take your work over television's?
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u/Mrskdoodle 12d ago
You have to pull before you can twist. Pulling straightens out the spine. Otherwise, they just get a bad sprain and a sore neck. It takes more pressure than people think, but it's not that difficult...or, so I'm told.
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u/Gammelpreiss 12d ago
Takes quite a bit of concentration and dedication to break someone's neck, you do not do that just by pulling your arm back
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u/birdgelapple 12d ago
Sigma rule #437: trick your assailant into elevating their charge from aggravated assault to first degree murder in order to put them away for good 👍✍️🔥🔥
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u/DrakenDaskar 12d ago
People can't snap other people's neck like that. That's a movie thing not a real life thing just like the "go to sleep" knockout.
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u/soundhyper 12d ago
That's actually pretty smart if you have a lighter on ya.
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u/HugsandHate 12d ago
As long as your attacker was very gentle and still while choking you out...
Sure..
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u/ultrainstict 12d ago edited 12d ago
Good one, however if you dont have a lighter on hand i recommend the good ol dick twist, works every time.
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u/FoboBoggins 12d ago
augh one of Rick Lax' cronies i thought i got away from them, now they are creeping onto reddit, FML i hate there skits
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u/SIeepingIsMyPassion 12d ago
Fun fact: lighters can solve the majority of your problems
Too much homework? Burn it You have a bully? Set their house on fire Feeling depressed? You won't when you hear your bully's screams as they burn alive
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u/Useful_Secret4895 12d ago
This is clever, but what if he was wearing long sleeves and gloves?
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u/sghostfreak 12d ago
Much better than those lame self defense videos....but gotta be real quick with the lighter😂
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u/Reaver1138 12d ago
Tell me you don't know the difference between a headlock and a choke without telling me. (Still a funny skit though)
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u/Mickey_Havoc 12d ago
I was expecting a dick kick but this is good! I mean, use what’s available right?
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u/FictionalDudeWanted 12d ago
A perfect self defense life hack. Always keep a weapon in your hand and more in your pockets and in your socks, especially flat box cutters. Sharpened knitting needles can go in your hair when you pin it up. Remorseless pieces of metal make a perfect gift.
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u/JOlRacin 12d ago
I thought it was a remote, and that her necklace was electrified for an embarrassedly long time
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u/OMAR_KD- 12d ago
Ok but realistically he would put force behind the headlock. She proved nothing and burned his arm.
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u/_______luke 12d ago
I know this is funny and all, but if someone gets a solid rear naked choke on you there won’t be time to think about fishing for a lighter. It only takes like a second or two before the lights start to go out and you aren’t able to do much of anything except go nighty night.
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u/TheLemonDome 12d ago
*Someone tries putting me into a headlock*
*doesn't have portable zapper*
*goes to stick knife in nearest outlet while headlocked*
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u/Tyrant_Nemesis 12d ago
That’s funny 😂 I was expecting him to put her in a headlock and her to be so cocky and unable to get out of it but man, well played lady haha
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u/Provide-r 12d ago
Gotta say though without the element of surprise this wouldn't work, if i wanted to kill someone and i knew about this trick instead of a head lock I'd just snap the neck (not taking into account other ways of murder) and incapacitation was the goal, if i was in the position to head lock i might try just smashing the head of the ground by kicked them behind the knee and grabbing the head then u could get on top and pin the arms with my legs as i choke em, dunno if they have counter measures for that though and I'm too sleepy to put more thought into this shiz
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u/carefreeDesigner 12d ago
Why is no one talking about how the scream isn't even cut at all. Like, I get it, it's a funny video but, not cutting the scream literally goes against Rule 1...
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u/must_not_forget_pwd 12d ago
Please don't do this, your neck could be easily snapped. Just look at her size, especially muscle and bone density. A real attacker would swing her around like a ragdoll by the neck.
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u/WaltuhINeedTheRaygun 12d ago
This is the dirtiest shit ever. Luckily, some of us have Fire Protection II.
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u/PralineMae 12d ago
Hahaha. I love that. I wasn't expecting that at all. Gotta start packing a lighter..
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u/Ok-Yesterday4127 11d ago
That dude is the most scripted post covid “content creator” I’ve ever seen. #cringe
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u/MisterWapak 12d ago
She's good